Anyways, despite this nauseation, I still decided to go ahead with an ultra extreme makeover on our website this summer. Nothing too major... I sought the advice of my Aunt Bob... going mostly with fall colors. I kept sprucing up the resources section until the words 'sexy' and 'hot' began emanating from the walls of my office. I also brought the attention away from our logo's thick ankles and went with a long, thin and fully-covered approach. A few other tweaks here and there. I truly hope that this is the spark to bring our relationship back to what it once was! Let us pray...

Our RotoGod [which art in heaven], may your power be honored, and may your kingdom flourish. But if thy rest KG and Ricky, and injure Bosh for the final two weeks of this season, thus costing me a few hundred scrillas in my money league, I'm gonna abandon you and go back to my previous hobbies - solitaire and dirty magazines. Amen.

Okay, now that I've ribbed women, gay America, the obese, and devout Christians, it's probably time for me to start spreading the news about what's coming over the next few weeks. First and foremost, we'll be working hard, doing what we do best: Getting as much relevant pre-draft info to you as our time allows.

Team previews will start filtering out shortly and they will be extensive. Not only will they not cost you anything [yes, a direct shot at fanball], but you won't find anything better out there. We promise. Our main attractions - free roto and h2h draft cheatsheets - will be posted September 10th. They'll be updated on a weekly basis, as we'll be monitoring draft trends, pre-season statistics, depth chart movement, injuries and their benefactors, etc. So, stay tuned for those. After a bunch of mail bag requests, we'll also start to keep a running tab of rankings for keeper leagues. Look for those to be posted in a few weeks. Lastly, our articles [overrated/underrated/sleepers/rookie breakdowns] will begin trickling out shortly as well.

As always, if you're looking for advice, itching to share a comment, or have an unanswered question, you can reach us via the mailbag or catch us [and our regulars] on the forum.

Best of luck this season, Freaks!